grandneophyte:

OF COURS3 NOT >:\ H3 JUST WOULDNT 4PPR3C14T3 B31NG ON 4 L34SH V3RY MUCH! 1 WOULDNT DO 1T 3V3N WH3N H3 W4S M4SQU3R4D1NG 4S MY P3T 4ND 1 WONT DO 1T NOW!

1 JUST H4V3 TO W4TCH H1M MOR3 C4R3FULLY

Even if it were for his own protection? Just think of how terri8le it would 8e if he were to meet an untimely f8 all 8ecause someone allowed him to wander off.

Or find someone who can even watch him at all.

grandneophyte:

VR1SK4 1 KNOW TH4T SOUNDS L1K3 4 GOOD 1D34 TO YOU BUT W3 BOTH KNOW 1 C4NT DO TH4T >:\

H3 WOULD SCR34M 4ND CL4W 4ND CHOK3 H1MS3LF ON 4CC1D3NT

Cry me a river, 8uild a 8ridge, then proceed to get over it. He cannot possi8ly 8e that dum8 now can he?

Please don’t tell me the person in charge of anything lacks a sense of self preserv8ion.

Pleeeeeeeease.

grandneophyte replied to your post: So it seems I’ve 8een gaining a small following.

NO ON3 C4R3S

Rude legislacer8or.

Rude.

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grandneophyte:

1 DONT THROW 1T 1N YOUR F4CE EVERY 8 S3CONDS, JUST WH3N YOU T4K3 FOR FUCK1NG 3V3R TO G3T B4CK

4ND YOUR3 HORR1BL3 3NOUGH TO K33P M3 BUR13D UP TO MY N3CK 1N COMPL41NTS 4BOUT YOU 4ND YOUR CR3W >:[

YOU KNOW WH3R3 TH3Y 4R3 YOUV3 BROUGHT TH3M TO M3 B3FOR3!

YOU TH1NK 1 DONT R34L1Z3 TH1S? 1M PR3TTY SUR3 W3 4LL FOUGHT 4G41NST H1M 1N TH3 R3B3LL1ON >:\

I’m soooooooo sorry I have important foreign 8usiness to attend to. We can’t all 8e fortun8 enough to follow the King around on his grand journeys from the a8lution 8lock to his respite8lock.

The citizens of Earth are entirely too soft. It’s just one of those cultural differences they’re going to have to deal with.

Yes 8ut 8efore I didn’t have to deal with unauthorized shipments coming in and out and a certain someone jostling my vessels around while they sit at the port. It makes things a 8it difficult to keep track of.

And you’re telling me no one had the foresight to stick him with a jo8 where he wouldn’t have any sort of influence on anything? 

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grandneophyte:

W3 H4V3 4 D34L S3RK3T >:[ 

1 K33P K4RK4T OUT OF YOUR H41R FOR TH3 M4NY HORR1BL3 TH1NGS YOU DO OV3R ON 34RTH 4ND YOU BR1NG M3 MY R3D V1N3S 1N 4 T1M3LY M4NN3R

WH3R3 TH3 FUCK 4R3 MY R3D V1N3S

Yes, yes, the deal. Just 8ecause you don’t throw it into my face every 8 seconds does not mean I keep forgetting a8out it.

However, horri8le is a vastly su8jective term- anyways.

I’ve 8een a 8it 8usy trying to find where the fuck everyone’s everything is to loc8 your precious fang-rotting treats. 

I don’t know if you realize this, 8ut Eridan is a complete and utter jackass to work with. Or against, I should say. ::::\ 

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grandneophyte:

YOU

DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG 1V3 B33N W41T1NG FOR YOU, VR1SK4 S3RK3T?

However long it’s 8een I’m sure it could 8e summed up with ‘a 8it too long’. 

Was there something you needed from me, or did you simply miss my 8eautiful face? 


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